Sloth is definitely my favorite Deadly Sin, but Charity’s my favorite Virtue. Which makes for a nice sort of do-si-do combo, in practice: I can build up a lot of stuff I’m too lazy to put up on eBay, and then it feels really good giving it away.

Thanks to everyone who traded their favorite memories and deepest fears, by the way! Don’t worry, I’m keeping ‘em all sealed up in a Tupperware tub back at my apartment, so I promise they won’t get stale.