It’s true. If I had a full back tattoo, I’d be giving that ‘revealing the dragon’ monologue to everyone. Girl Scouts, the mailman, hapless Jehovah’s Witnesses… EVERYONE.

PS: If you don’t get the joke, I’m guessing you haven’t seen “Red Dragon”. <--[don't click this if you are at work]

You should consider doing that.

PPS: If you don’t get the tattoo reference, I’m guessing you haven’t seen Oolong the Pancake Bunny, and also seriously where have you been since the entire Internet.

…and now that I’ve explained every possible part of the joke, I’m sure that means it will be extra hilarious