GERBIL
The one with the snazzy glasses. Felt like drawing a comic one day.


MOM
Loves puppies and babies. Wound up with a kid who can be trusted with neither.

DAD
Like Norman Rockwell with a more dutiful work ethic. Last cog in a 125+ year old family pharmacy. Has recently discovered this newfangled “taking days off” thing.


BEN
Main best-friend-with-benefits, five years and counting. Not a marshmallow.


YORIC
Unofficial brother.

GUINEA GIRL
Recently official sister-in-law.


THE BLACK HATTERS
They all make comics, too. They’re not letting me stop. Please send help :(


Power of Chinchilla: LEE!


Power of Squirrel: LISA!


Power of SuperCat: ABBY!


Power of Fox: JEREMIAH!


Power of Red Panda: MARIA!


Power of Fluffy Dog: THEO!


Power of Black Cat: TIM!


Power of Monster: KATE!

By your powers combined… uh, the one doing this comic has a social life?


RIPPLE
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!

DERP BORK
Not THE bork, just a bork. There are many like it, but this bork is mine.

[more added as needed. for now, that's all you get.]