Dramatis Personae

GERBIL
The one with the snazzy glasses. Felt like drawing a comic one day.


MOM
Loves puppies and babies. Wound up with a kid who can be trusted with neither.

DAD
Like Norman Rockwell with a more dutiful work ethic. Last cog in a 125+ year old family pharmacy. Has recently discovered this newfangled “taking days off” thing.


BEN
Main best-friend-with-benefits, five years and counting. Not a marshmallow.


YORIC
Unofficial brother.

GUINEA GIRL
Recently official sister-in-law.


THE BLACK HATTERS
They all make comics, too. They’re not letting me stop. Please send help :(
Power of Chinchilla: LEE!
Power of Squirrel: LISA!
Power of SuperCat: ABBY!
Power of Fox: JEREMIAH!
Power of Red Panda: MARIA!
Power of FluffyDog: THEO!
Power of [to be determined]: TIM!
Power of Monster: KATE!
By your powers combined… uh, the one doing this comic has a social life?


RIPPLE
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!


DERP
Not THE derp, just a derp. There are many like it, but this derp is mine.

[more added as needed. for now, that's all you get.]