Cast
GERBIL
The one with the snazzy glasses. Felt like drawing a comic one day.
MOM
Loves puppies and babies. Wound up with a kid who can be trusted with neither.
DAD
Like Norman Rockwell with a more dutiful work ethic. Last cog in a 125+ year old family pharmacy. Has recently discovered this newfangled “taking days off” thing.
BEN
Main best-friend-with-benefits, five years and counting. Not a marshmallow.
YORIC
Unofficial brother.
GUINEA GIRL
Recently official sister-in-law.
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THE BLACK HATTERS
They all make comics, too. They’re not letting me stop. Please send help 
Power of Chinchilla: LEE!
Power of Squirrel: LISA!
Power of SuperCat: ABBY!
Power of Fox: JEREMIAH!
Power of Red Panda: MARIA!
Power of Fluffy Dog: THEO!
Power of Black Cat: TIM!
Power of Monster: KATE!
By your powers combined… uh, the one doing this comic has a social life?
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RIPPLE
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!
DERP BORK
Not THE bork, just a bork. There are many like it, but this bork is mine.
[more added as needed. for now, that's all you get.]